lolbertarian


a disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. first seen on torchthebridge.com
that lolbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!
a libertarian under the age of 25.
“man, your room-mate with the ron paul sticker is a real lolbertarian”
a term used by “little l” libertarians who simultaneously want to -ssert their genuine preference for limited government while owning up to the fact that a lot of libertarians are silly people with bad haircuts. the label is usually adopted in order to avoid guilt-by–ssociation.
“i really think this stimulus is dumb but i’m just a silly lolbertarian.”

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