lolbox
during the release of gtaiv, the limited edition included a lock box. this box has caused many “lols” to occour.
matt: hey mike, how will you protect your injured toe from being stepped on?
mike: i might have to put it in the limited edtion gtaiv lock box. see gtaiv has cool stuff that works, unlike halo 3 where i couldn’t even wear that d-mn helmet.
matt: lockbox is cool…loxbox…lolbox.
blake: halo 3 > gtaiv. that d-mn box can’t even fit the master chief helmet in it.
mike: shut up blake, no one likes you.
a letterbox that makes you lol
kent smashed my lol-box so hard
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