lolbster


lol, crustacean mode!
dude: what’s that disease called when you look young your whole life?
guy: ummm, infant death..
dude: lolbster!!
when an actual lobster tr0wnz the act of became death and is reborn from the lolster after w00x amplification levels are maxed out by chewyeti at 3.
-chewyeti pumps up w00x amplificaion lvls.
-lolster falls from sky.
-lolbster is born….again.

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