lollygargling
instead of working you give head/receive head from a coworker.
coworker 1: maybe if you weren’t lollygagging we wouldn’t have to cover for you
coworker 2: well maybe if you two weren’t lollygargling you would’ve started investigating.
coworker 3: -wipes mouth-
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