lolvo


what happy people drive.
originally volvo (car)

similar to a lols-royce
look at that lolvo, it just makes me smile.
a slang word for a volvo – a swedish, usually old-folks and family-oriented and slow.

the term would refer to a volvo that is just the opposite, making you laugh out loud. a volvo is a car most people would expect to be boring, slow, and uneventful; whereas a lolvo is a volvo that is cl-ssified as a “sleeper” – one that one would never expect to be fast in any sort of way. a lolvo is a volvo that is exciting, tuned, fast, and all-around interesting.
guy 1: “look at this loser in the volvo trying to race me!”
-volvo speeds off quicker than a corvette-
guy 2: “that’s no volvo, that’s a lolvo! haha!”

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