lomax
a prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named bill lomax.
who took the wheel off my chair?! oh no! i’ve been lomaxed!
a really big, hard, possibly b-m-tearing p–p. the kind where you have more blood than p–p on the tp for the first wipes.
a huge sh-t in both girth and length.
if you’re not sure whether its a lomax then ask yourself:
does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -lomax
are you bleeding prison style? -lomax
is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -lomax
are you screaming while pooing? -lomax
a big eyed, four foot tall cretin
an example of lomax is kevin or more colloquially known as the ‘mev’. he is the greatest troll to have ever existed.
he who is whipped.
rebecca – go get my laundry lomax
lomax – “goes to get laundry”
sode- whipped like toby
to boldly got to 11
he lomaxed that one di ‘in he?
a crazy person who only plays bg.
look at the 33rd channel
tea baggins (not j/k mate.)
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