Lomaxed
to be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la bernie lomax(weekend at bernie’s movie)
after happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the princeton, biff lomaxed home down 21st street with a circle pizza no doubt.
the act of being tricked into paying for someone’s food or drink because they forgot their wallet.
man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
d-mn, dude, you got lomaxed.
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