lombard

lombard is home to the infamous glenbard east high school and montini catholic high school. both of these schools include sl-tty girls getting way too drunk every weekend and then posting about it on social media. lombard is the only town that puts pride in flower. they have an entire park deticated to their lilacs as well as several ceremonies a year for this flower. the only good part about lombard is it’s close proximity to chicago which makes it easy to aquire a large variety if drugs. don’t be fooled by this because it is not as great as it may seem. the people of lombard tend to have low iqs and manage to get pulled over and/or arrested for possession almost as often as they lie about the amount of hours they spend mastrubating each day.
if you say “free weed” in the mirror three times, a hoe from lombard will appear on your d-ck.
lombard,n. derog. acronym loads of money but a real d-ck
“how was your date last night?”
“awful, he was a real lombard”
lombard (aka lompton), the village of lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sl-ts from glenbard east. the town is full of good catholics, all from montini. the pride and joy of lombard is lilacia park where there is a glorious display of -ssorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the lilacs of lombard. the most important part of lombard is sacred heart school, located right on the corner of elizabeth and maple. the kids who attended this school rule all of lombard. everyone thinks they’re punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. all you lombard alums will remember lombard lanes, the gl-ss bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. if you live in lombard you will find yourself drawn to cruise nights every sat-rday during the summertime, and once a year to the taste of lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in dupage county) presented to you on the 4th of july. all of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the lilac parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. wanna hear more about this glorious town? subscribe to the local newspaper, the lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember… slow down, make lombard a safe town!!
lombard kid: “hey i’m from lombard”
villa park kid: “holy sh-t you’re from lombard? i’ve been with soo many ladies but none of the cl-ssy girls from lombard– they’re way outta my league”
lots of money but a real d-ckhead.
a person with no positive attributes except wealth.
oh yes… kingston-smythe. now he’s lombard material!
lombard (aka lompton), the village of lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sl-ts from glenbard east. the town is full of good catholics, all from montini. the pride and joy of lombard is lilacia park where there is a glorious display of -ssorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the lilacs of lombard. the most important part of lombard is sacred heart school, located right on the corner of elizabeth and maple. the kids who attended this school rule all of lombard. everyone thinks they’re punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. all you lombard alums will remember lombard lanes, the gl-ss bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. if you live in lombard you will find yourself drawn to cruise nights every sat-rday during the summertime, and once a year to the taste of lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in dupage county) presented to you on the 4th of july. all of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the lilac parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. wanna hear more about this glorious town? subscribe to the local newspaper, the lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember… slow down, make lombard a safe town!!
tommy: “hey man, where are you from?”
frank: “dude, i’m from lombard, the lilac village!”
tommy: “holy sh-t, i’ve done alot of sl-ts around the dupage area but i haven’t managed to get with any cl-ssy ladies from lombard, it’s way outta my league!”
acronym: loads of money but a real d-ck
coined by william gibson in the book pattern regognition (isbn 0-399-14986-4) when describing the character hubertus bigend
“sally went out on a date with him last week, said he was really slimy, a real lombard”
verb
1. to not pay your bills
2 become or remain delinquent.
jon lombarded on his debts.