lombardi
(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be italian. most are from lombardi, and are more german than italian.
nick is quite obviously a lombardi.
when a man slaps another person with his p-n-s, usualy in the face
the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm
lom-bar-di
go lombardi, slang . to lose control or go crazy, esp. in a violent way.
he went lombardi on me” “dont go lombardi on me
in the heat of s-x, the man removes his p-n-s from the v-g-n- and slaps it with great force across the woman’s face.
mom, does dad ever lombardi you?
when a man defecates in a woman’s mouth and then receives a bl-w j-b from her.
she gave me such a good lombardi that i gave her twice the mouthful!
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