lommer dick
there are only 3 legends that walk this earth. they all have 12 inchers . you could say i want the subway special and we will come running to d-ck you down.
i hit her with that lommer d-ck last night.
hey girl…. hear about that lommer d-ck.
guy 1: hey man heard your girl cheated on you i’m sorry.
guy 2: its all good i gave and still have that lommer d-ck.
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