LOMP
lomp is an acronym for “lots of moving parts” it can be used when referring to a device that is complicated or overly intricate.
things that are lomp: robots, hard drives, the difference engine, c-ssette players, ink jet printers, rube goldberg machines, people.
dude, you go jogging with the original ipod? that thing is lomp, i’m surprised its hasn’t broken.
lomp is and acronym for “laughing off my p-ssy” commonly subst-tuted for lmao or lol
jenny- omg did you see the pic she sent to her boyfriend?
becky- i know she looked so fugly.
jenny- lomp what a cow.
a lomp is a lolipop with no wings.
when something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to… lomp!
see also: lompemon, a german pokemon rip-off.
“dude, did you see davon’s fake pics? lomp!”
“lompemon, gotta catch ’em all!”
verb, to dress in women’s undergarmets and stick foreign objects into the r-ct-m while watching in a mirror standing on it.
noun, a person behaving in a h-m-s-xually perverted manner.
it was obvious that he was lomping by the footprints on the mirror and the stretched out panties on the floor.
“stop acting like a lomp!” she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his p-n-s tucked away.
to dress in women’s undergarmets sticking foreign objects into the r-ct-m while standing on a mirror.
“i think my husband was lomping again, i see footprints on the mirror and my panties are torn.”
stands for ‘lights out, missionary position’. used to describe a person with unimpressive s-xual habits. most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn’t need to perform to satisfy men. can also be used to describe how s-xual desire wanes in a long relationship.
“hey dave, how’s your l.o.m.p.? when’s the last time she gave you head?”
“i need to head down to the s-x toy store because we’ve been getting kind of lompy.”
a verb for sp-ce hopping (ie on a sp-ce hopper)
i lomped down to the park
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