loncker
a person who “locks” the doors of their car accompanied simultaneously with a loud “honk” of the car’s horn. also known as a mother*uckin’ -rs- hole.
boss: “johnson! why do you always look so tired?” johnson : “sorry sir. my neighborhood is full of lonckers that keep waking me up.”
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