London Bridge Is Falling Down
when a male and female are partic-p-ting in s-xual activities and performing the stand and carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). the female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his p-n-s is still lodged in her v-g-n- as she falls to the floor. the erect p-n-s is hard and with all of the women’s weight going down, the only thing the p-n-s can do is snap. thus, resembling london bridge falling down.
bridget- ” i’m losing my grasp”
tim- ” sh-t!”
crack!!!!
tim- “ahhhhhhh!!”
bridget- “ah sh-t man, your c-ck is snapped in half”
tim-“ya and it hurts like a b-tch!!!!!, ahhh!”
bridget- ” hey there’s good news, it looks like london bridge is falling down”
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