london road


the term used to describe the dialect of english, spoken originally by roadmen but its use has now spread across all ends of london and is used by chavs , youtes and increasing numbers of adolescents in london. has evolved from london slang and other foreign dialects of english (e.g caribbean english).
jay: wats gud my g

malachi: i was at mahim’s yard

jay: isit?

malachi: the party was bangin, then jerusha pops up, she gave me uck fam

jay:big man ting ? rahh, my man

todd: what are they saying?

percy: i believe he’s using london road to describe his experience at a party which involved receiving oral s-x.

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