LondonMet


“hip” abbreviation of “london metropolitan university” recently adopted under its new image change drive. a byword for crippling bureaucracy as well as a focal point for no talent ‘meeja’ student wannabes with ipods and ironic t-shirts talking cr-p about marxism while playing with their greasy ponytails.
i tried to take a cr-p at londonmet but had to fill this form out in triplicate and get it stamped by jesus. i should expect my toilet validation smartcard in 6 to eight weeks, at least thats what the guy with the cr-p ponytail in a magic roundabout t-shirt said while trying to get me to buy a copy of “the socialist worker”…

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