Lonely Diver
to stick ones thumb/finger up their -sshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.
guy 1: man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to p-ss the time.
guy 2: thats f-cking gross sh-t man.
guy 1: i know!
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