lonely heart antidote
using a boyfriend or girlfriend to fill the empty sp-ce in your heart. feeling lonely and finding someone to date to lose that feeling of hoplessness or depression.
cory: ” i feel so alone right now”
mark: ” maybe you have lonely heart syndrome”
cory: ” i need a lonely heart antidote”
mark: ” maybe but who?”
cory: ” what about alexis from the supermarket?”
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