Lonely Nights
when you are alone at night cause you couldn’t get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
i had a couple lonely nights last week, so now i gotta go to the store and get some visine.
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the day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to m-st-rb-t- to p-rnography in front of your computer screen…
every night for a star wars fan
jeff: cristina totally found out i was cheating on her
gina: sorry brother you know the girl code i had to tell her
jeff: you b-tch!
gina: -hands lotion- have fun
jeff: i hate the lonely nights
the day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to m-st-rb-t- to p-rnography in front of your computer screen…
every night for a star wars fan
jeff: cristina totally found out i was cheating on her
gina: sorry brother you know the girl code i had to tell her
jeff: you b-tch!
gina: -hands lotion- have fun
jeff: i hate the lonely nights
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