Lonely Soldier
the s-xual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.
bob: what’s your favorite s-xual position?
jim: well, i’m a virgin. all i’ve tried is the lonely soldier.
bob: b-mmer dude.
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