Lonelybooking
adding status updates to facebook, constantly, because no one is paying attention to one. also, being alone in one’s room in a house full of people, feeling lonely, and appealing to facebook to feel validated.
person 1: cr-psauce! john has texted me three times, and updated his status six times. he must be lonelybooking again.
person 2: i’d talk to him, if he didn’t lonelybook all the time. it’s so annoying.
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