Loner Boner

a b-n-r or erection that occurs in one’s home, or in any other place alone. this includes when they are looking at p-rn or reading/thinking about something erotic. a loner b-n-r can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. however, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a b-n-r, this is not considered a loner b-n-r.
jeff: dude, i just got a total loner b-n-r last night.
mike: what did you do?
jeff: what every civilized man would do! took advantage of it!
when a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves m-st-rb-t-s.
it seems like all jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner b-n-r.
when she’s “not in the mood”.
man, we were f-ckin’ all alone at my house.. lights out.. under a blanket.. and then i find out i’ve got a loner b-n-r.
anyone who gets a b-n-r when alone or in a group of guys.
ryan nagel is a total loner b-n-r
an erection that occurs when standing on your own. these are entirely random.
the horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-b-n-r.
when you think something or someone is hot so you get a b-n-r, but n-body else has a b-n-r or thinks it is hot.
bill: ah, that’s hot, you got a b-n-r too?
bob: h-ll no that’s gross!
everybody: (simultaneously) loner b-n-r!
when you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.
“wtf man? why are you pitching a tent around me?”

“i was looking at one of crystal’s pics. she’s in chicago and now i’ve got a loner b-n-r!”

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