long bagger
a male who inserts his t-st-cl-s (both) into his own -n-s allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scr-t-ms.
that rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
i enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now i hope to go pro one day.
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