long beach ny steamer
a common s-x act performed in the city by the sea. after a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. he proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. at this point, the sh-t has now completely hardened to his -ss and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. he then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. she takes enough ru-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. the still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled -sshole of the man. then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man sh-ts it out onto his girlfriend’s chest.
hey sheila, it’s been about 72 hours so i am going to give you the long beach ny steamer whether you want it or not.
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