Long Dong Silver


an african-american adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. the actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic p-n-s.
“d-mn, that long dong silver sure was a freak of nature!”
“dude, he was just wearing a big–ssed d-ld-.”
a black p-rno star from the early 80’s
long dong silver is the star of this p-rno
this term is derived from the fictional pirate from treasure island ‘long john silver’. it describes a gentleman equipped with a p-n-s of staggering proportions. to be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.
james: carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? hast thou fallen over, cripple?
carla: no, i was fortunate enough to share a bed with george last night, he truly is long dong silver!

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