Long Duk Dong


a noun- funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get’s more -ss then a toliet seat.

stud m-ffin
girl 1: did you see the new guy?
girl 2: yeah! he’s sooo foriegn!
girl 3: oh long duk dong!

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