Long Hill
a combination of four towns located in central-northern new jersey. long hill is filled with the worst police force on the planet. they sit around and play computer games and eat cookies all the livelong day. be careful if you’re black and driving through long hill, you’re bound to be pulled over. this township is composed of close minded white people. half are rich..half aren’t so rich. our schools are poor. our teachers park in our parking sp-ces. everyone here is fake, so don’t trust them. oh, and watch out for those soccer moms in their huge suvs. if you’re a mom and you don’t have one, you’re so not ‘in’ around here. people around here are sheltered. some don’t know what the word gay means. and it’s republican central. you’ll know you’re in long hill if you notice everyone has the same taste in music and clothing. talk about trend central.
see close minded white communities.
long hill sucks my -ss.
longhill is a small town in new jersey that consits of many old people and some really obnoxious conformists, wanna be rich, losers. there is only a few people in longhill that are worth interacting with, most of which living in stirling on on long hill road itself.
people in longhill do not hang out in longhill because longhill police are completely f-cking insane.
kid one: yo, you wanna hang out in longhill?
kid two: no, are you on drugs?
kid one: yeah, yeah i am.
kid two: alright, we should go to bridgewater and get more.
kid one: you think?
kid two: yeah, all the weed in watchung sucks.
kid one: yeah, besides that one kid.
kid two: dude! i know that kid
kid one: yo, who would have his number?
robot: what are you kids talking about.
kid one: that kid with the weed in watchung.
robot: that old one?
kid two: yeah man! dude, did you know you were a robot?
robot: yeah, it’s a lifestyle choice.
kid one: alright.
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