long island iced tea
strong alcoholic beverage, consisting of four to five hard liquors and a splash of coca-cola. ingredients vary, but generally includes tequila, rum, gin, vodka, and triple sec in equal amounts (1 shot gl-ss usually) with sweet & sour mix for tartness and c-ke to create color of iced tea.
a few long island iced teas will get you hammered pretty quick.
what to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.
also, a “one way ticket to drunkville”.
(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 gl-sses of water)
i knew i was going to get laid when she started ordering long island iced tea.
the long island ice tea makes you do things you normally wouldn’t do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn’t call at really weird times.
it is extremely seductive but fickle. a fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the long island ice tea.
example : on his last day in hyderabad, he got long island iced tea -ed !!!!
hails from long island, new york, specifically the oak beach inn in hampton bays. said to be invented by bartender robert “rosebud” b-tt. the original recipe called for one ounce of vodka, gin, tequila, and light rum, a half-ounce of triple sec, a dash of lemon juice, and a splash of cola. today it is served many different ways, but the best place to get one is at any bar on long island.
john: “yo i finally got that b-tch sarah to climb in bed with me”
steve: “what you give her, a rohypnol?”
john: “no i just made her a couple long island iced tea’s and she was glad to get in bed with me”
an alcoholic beverage, no one is really sure what you put in it, it looks to the eye like iced tea, but it actually is not ice or tea, or any combination of the above. it hits you harder than a ton of bricks, but that is what mixed hard liqours will do to you.
“last night we threw half my parents liqour cabinet together, and we got long island iced tea.”
the best recipe ever….
2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. mixed with 1 shot of cocacola and 1 shot of orange juice
did you club her on teh back of the head or something???
no i just gave her a couple long island iced teas
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