long island tea bag
ingredients:
at least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the f-ck that is)
1 large bowl
peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, c-ke, and triple sec into the bowl. stir for 30 seconds.
each male places their t-st-cl-s in the bowl for 30 seconds. the hairier the t-st-cl-s, the better.
the males then place their t-st-cl-s on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. repeat until drunk.
mary drank her long island tea bag with much satisfaction. they were the best tasting t-st-cl-s she had ever sucked on.
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