long schlong
long schl-ng is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schl-ng. differs from king ding-a-ling in that long schl-ng has been given a gift from god whereas king ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
if long schl-ng knew how to use that thing, he would be the king ding-a-ling
p-n-s of excessive length.
i know my b-tch loves my longschl-ng up her -ss.
a big beaner
“wow that’s a long schl-ng you got there”
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