Long ting

a phrase used to describe something that:

a) takes a long time
b) is tedious or stressful
c) doesn’t interest you

originates from london.
a)
guy 1: shall we walk to college?
guy 2: nah that’s a long ting

b)
guy 1: i’ve got to do 17 pages of coursework by tomorrow.
guy 2: that’s a long ting.

c)
girl 1: shall we go to the cinema? i want to see snakes on a plane
guy 1: nah that’s a long ting
4 more definitions
a situation that’s tedious and stressfull
a)next man’s fone’s off
b)long ting
1) when an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) to do something quick and effective

the word is derived from london, where it is a common phrase.
1) nah f-ck that… going to the shop is a longting

2) let’s get these motherf-ckers… no longtings
an expression to imply that a given activity or event is tiresome or not worth one’s time.
boss: you need to finish that report before you leave.
employee: ahh, ‘low it man, dat’s long tings bruv.
sumthin dat takes a long tym to do or u dont relli wanna do
boy: wanna go to shop
mate: nah man dats a long ting

boy: wanna help me babysit
mate: nah datz a long ting blud