Long Wait
when wanting to pranks on apprentices their co-workers will often send them to another location to fetch them a “long wait”. the inexperienced apprentice will actually believe he is getting a tool of some sort, but in the end will just come out looking like one.
it is an unspoken rule that if an apprentice comes to you looking for a long wait that you will tell them you’ll be right back and leave them sit for at least ten minutes.
apprentice: “hi, the boss just sent me here to get them a long wait.”
kindly stranger: “sure, mate, just have a seat and i’ll get it for you.”
-15 minutes later
kindly stranger: “go on kid, back to work you go…”
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