Longarming
the act of a gentleman inserting his right arm, up to the elbow, into the rectal cavity of a friend. this act is only considered as longarming if the gentleman in question is making a ‘karate chop’ shape with his hand and is making a face like he is straining to reach something on a high-up shelf.
dude, i was doing some mad severe longarming with ronald last night. i was reaching around in there like when timothy dalton is groping in the log holes in flash gordon.
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