longcat
a long, white cat that’s popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. usually photoshopped into funny pictures.
longcat is looooooong
longcat is loooooong
an exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan’s /b/. see also tacgnol.
as a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.
-longcat is looooooong.
-john: what did you think of gigli?
sean: bad movie is bad.
-i’ve been reading einstein’s papers, and boy. smart man was smart.
-(during the end of star wars episode 3)
anakin: hot lava is hot
/b/ meme.
one day, there was a picture of a cat. it was not cat-rday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat’s length became famous.
many new lusers speculate that this cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
long cat is looooooooooooooooooong.
noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought tacgnol, the world would end.
verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.
longcat is long!
shortcat is short!
dumb-ss is dumb!
groundskeeper w-lly is a groundskeeper!
a fur matted v-g-n- that is as long as it is wide (gapingwise)
“i lost my can of soda after throwing it at that cooze’s longcat”
holds no sway of the power of wide dog.
longcat is long
widedog is wide.
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