Longhorns

the university of texas at austin football team that won the 2006 national championships against usc.
usc sucks!! hook ’em longhorns!
1. an irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major -ss in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. a well balanced student.
3. one who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. son: mommy, when i grow up i want to be a longhorn.
mother: yer bucktooth -ss ain’t never gonna see nuthin’ but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat f-ckin’ little b-st-rd.
2. you should be more like that stud joe, he’s a longhorn.
the name of the university of texas sport teams.
the longhorns kicked ou -ss in basketball.
the mascot/students of the university of texas. while they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly texas a&m and ou.
none needed, just read the posts for ou, sooner, aggie, etc.
overly large male genetalia. also known as a boomstick.
i am going to jam my long horn into your c-m dumpster to lay a deposit.
the g.i. joe codename for windows vista.
microsoft named the vista project “longhorn” after bill gates -during one of his usual weekly brain trust board meetings with the forces of evil- proclaimed:

-pounds fist on table accidentally sending rupert murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes-

“i want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it’s horn far up their (consumers) -ss!!!”

they then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
a cheap ($1.80) can of chewing tobacco. sometimes has special price of $0.99/can.
longhorn chewing tobacco