longineu parsons
drummer for pop-punk band yellowcard. he always looks tired, and is a h-lla rad drummer.
longineu parsons…oh, the kid with dreadlocks? oh yeah.
1) otherwise known as ‘lp’, longineu is h-lla hot with his dreads and drumming skills.
2) ‘lp’ used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
1) my gosh did you see lp go over there? i need to get his autograph!
2) did you see that, dude??? i just pulled an lp!!
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