Longley
longley is a term used to describe someone who has ‘legend status’. taken from the south london surname of the mid 50s and 60s where the longleys were a ‘legendary force’ in the mitcham, wimbledon, balham and fulham area. to be a ‘longley’ was to be an untouchable. now spread to more suburban areas ‘longley’ is someone who people look up to and admire.
person1: what’s wrong?
person2: got alot of trouble with people at school
person1: av u spoken to longley about it – im sure his quick whitted sense of humour can put them in their place
person2: yeah, i might do that – good old longley – he’s one of a kind – a hero amongst men
a longley is a creature usually located around the area of ashford, no one is quite sure what it is or where it came from, when one is spotted it is often mistooken for a gypsy which it bears resemblence to and some say sp-wned from. we know little about these creatures but we what do know is that they can be dangerous if approached.
chav 1: sh-t blad! i think i just seen a pikey in dem bushes
chav 2: lets go beat him up and chor his gold!
chav 1: innit!
chav 3: wait that aint no f-ckin gypo thats a longley!
chav 1+2: lets get out of here!
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