Longshark
a four legged omnivore found only in northern and southern regions of queensland. this amphibious creature is harmless and has limited defences to protect against other species. when excited it lets out a shrill call that sounds somewhat like a prep-b-scent male. the longshark species is as-xual.
crikey..i just saw a longshark!!!
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