longwood

longwood…..the school for those of us that don’t care enough about football to go to tech, aren’t stuck up enough to go to uva, won’t spend the 200 hours a week of studying needed to go to william and mary, aren’t gangster enough for odu, aren’t quite sl-tty enough for radford and are too lazy to leave the state.

borrowed from a fellow longwood student who borrowed it from someone else :-d
you went to longwood?
yes, i hate to study…
the school where f-ck-ups are accepted.
where the sl-ts, b-tches, -ssholes and potheads go.
we got preps, ghetto black people, ghetto white people,
wannabes, goths, punks, guidos, emos, gays, lesbians and
anyone else you can cl-ssify, we got.
about a quarter of the school is on probation
we have about 3 or 4 fights a day
we have a football team that owns and cheerleaders who get owned…
most of us are just lucky to just p-ss our cl-sses
we get n-gg-s from like 13 different towns
we have a middle school anddd a jr high
our -ssistant principle got a dwi and crashed into a cop and was on tv on it…..
and their still our -ssistant principle…
words are created here that get stolen and moved to district to district.
we got 9 periods a day starting at f-cking 7am -__-
everyone hates it here.
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a highschool on long island
that owns pat-med at everything.
everyone’s poor but thinks they’re not.
fights on request.
annual bombscares
exploding toilets
and many girls with eating disorders.
but they do have nice hair.
the guys look like girls
and make fun of the ones who don’t
and vice versa
every girl, is stuckup in some way.
for the most part.
the teachers don’t know what they are teaching
and the princ-p-l changes more often than my underwear.
rory: “yo. longwood highschool owned us a football”
sherif: “of course we did”
mike r: “pwnt, noobs”
a place filled with a bunch of w-ngstas
they all start drama and they always talk about how suckish their life is and how they want to ‘commit’ suicide when they really won’t try .

liars, theifs , and -ssholes

these people can’t be real for sh-t !
p1 : you’re so fake , you belong in longwood

p2 : b-tch ! imma start a rumor about you
p1 : another reason why you belong in longwood
a fusion of two east coast hoods and a rap group of the same name. they hustle out of the east coast city, tha dirty ‘swich. chosen 1, dj gatblasta, e$, and funkmasta flow are the hardcore founding members of the gang. their self-t-tled alb-m hits stores soon.
steve: can i be in longwood?
longwood: f-ck no! try f-troop or some b-tch–ss crew.
longwood-a neighborhood in florida, the best place to live. home of the “longwood group”.
we’re moving to longwood, i can’t wait.