Longzi
recently, viewing several extremely hot waitresses, one at the msp airport gate g18 chili’s, i have cemented this word with several people and they love it. they think it is awesome. i hope you do, too….it is a simple descriptive of how you would like to view the hot woman best, because you wish to make her smile, get hotter still, and know where it goes from there. the definition is actually within the example……one of my favorite examples works at my favorite watering hole in duluth, mn’s, old chicago….wow..
“hey look, dude, a “longzi”!!” “what’s a longzi? “longzi have a face, she will always have a place to sit?
awesome, dude….
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