Lonie
1. she who kicks -ss beyond belief.
2. the most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.
beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.
sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with english honey and melted lollipops.
more open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.
a woman who loves doctor who, vampires, alice in wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a p-ssing fancy in batman.
an angelic soul. a role model. someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. a marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sent-tmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. the very epitome of perfection.
the woman i love.
i love my lonie, and that’s why i wore these shoes.
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