loofa
as said by the great jimmy fallon on his “the bathroom wall” alb-m. “…a masculine-ifyed version of the feminime ‘puff'” it is used to scrub off dead skin cells, dirt and reportably rips out -ss hair.
“…he has his little basket out stuff…it holds your shampoo, your soap, you loofa…a french bread lookin’ like thing that rips out your -ss hair.”
actually, despite common perception, loofa refers to the v-lv-, or v-g-n-l area.
this meaning comes from the ancient story about women getting soap on their loofas, a pseudonym for their “private parts,” while showering in deleware.
“man, don’t touch my loofa! it’s wet!”
(n.) singular. if you are being retarted and acting like an idiot, then you could be described as being a loofa, or loofae in plural form. alternate spellings include:
lufa
loof
luf
lufae
loofae
loofah
lufah
etc.
whoa what was that!?” “it’s my hand” “oh” “you’re being a loofa
incorrect term to describe an item correctly known as a “poof.”
“hand me the soap and that loofa” should actually read “hand me the soap and that poof.”
1)when a man doesnt shave his facial hair and then tries to amke out with a woman and rakes her face causing and very unpleasent feeling and possibly a facial rash.
or
2)a creepy and unpleasent man who gets in bed with two girls and takes his pants off.
1)he didnt shave today, hes soo loofa right now
2) that guy is total creeper. loofa status.
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