looftianity
looftianity is the only true religion. fellow looftianists greet each other with the word “praise”. looftianists praise loofty in the holy church of loofty. anyone who is not a looftianist is deemed a skrublet until they become one with the loofty. to become a looftianist, you must follow these steps:
1. be a skrublet. good job, you did step 1.
2. admit that you’re a skrublet and should be shot by listening to “tha loofty song” on youtube.
3. praise loofty.
4. you are now a looftianist. praise.
looftianist: looftianity is true!
christian: no! christianity and churches!
looftianist: loofty shall smite thee from the heavens above.
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