loofus
(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can’t be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can’t be shaved because its made of steel.
(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can’t stupid d-ck humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a -sshole. and by -sshole i mean someone whos a d-ck. do u get the gist of it.
(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or r-t-rds. the type of r-t-rd who would break a plate gl-ss window with his b-n-r then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.
(4) simon cowell
(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes…but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like “money”
(6) just a funny -ss word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) aaaaah frank you loofus finally broke off… but now its gaging the f-ck out of me. i gotta sh-t.
(2) guy 1: i had s-x with you wife…-n-l
guy 2: god d-mnit loofus.
(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming “peabut b-tter” and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.
person 2: thats crazy. loffus’s are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano
(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i’m gay
(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.
person 2: no he’s not. why would you say that?
person 1: uummmm….maybe its because he just took a sh-t in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.
(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you p–p your pants again
old person: whaaaaaaa i can’t here yaa
young peson: loofus
old person: wwhaaaa, you d-mn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. whaaaa. i just soiled my self. julia!!!!
old persons wife: whaat marvin!
old person: i need a depense… hurry up women.
young person: wow, when i get old i’m gonna shoot my self in the face
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