look at my ass
reference to a high maintenance person, usually used in response to a demanding, needy, or high maintenance request. lets the person making the demands know that they are being high maintenance, without directly saying so. can be used in the third person as well, to -ssert that someone was being high maintenance or demanding. refers to the fact that the demands and neediness make it “all about me,” with “me” being “my -ss,” similar to phrasing such as “his -ss better hurry over here” or “my -ss will not be attending that party.”
in response to, “i need you to come over and put my laundry in the drawers because i just did my nails, and i don’t want to mess them up,” one would say “well, look at my -ss!”
look at my -ss is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. look at my -ss can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my -ss people.
girl: “i don’t have time to clean my apartment because i’m too busy taking honors cl-sses in neuroscience and russian literature, so i neeed a maid.”
you: “well, look at my -ss!”
look at my -ss is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. look at my -ss can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my -ss people.
girl: “i don’t have time to clean my apartment because i’m too busy taking honors cl-sses in neuroscience and russian literature, so i neeed a maid.”
you: “well, look at my -ss!”
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