looking for a job
when someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. this is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. he then lies to them and says he was “looking for a job.”
roommate: didn’t you do anything today?
stoner: i was looking for a job.
roommate: so, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?
stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) what did you say?
roommate: did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today…while i was at work?
stoner: (giggles) maybe i also ate all of your cap’n’crunch with crunch berries too.
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