Loompa Land
n. anyplace there is a high population of overly-fake-tanned people. see: long island/new jersey bars, armani exchange, hard rock las vegas etc…
“my cousin dragged me to this bar in m-ssapequa. it was totally loompa land.”
home and orgin of the oompa loompas.
aka the tanning salon.
me: “so i walked into loompaland with my friend and the chick behind the counter was like ‘omg! you’re like the palest person i’ve ever seen in here!!!’ and i was like ‘yeah well i like to remain people colored, especially when it’s snowing out’.
(the above example actually happened. the oompa loompa tried to stick me in its oven for 15 minutes)
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