Loop n Bate
the act of looping a set of short (usually 30 second preview) p-rnographic clips on ones computer, followed by masturbating, to give the effect of watching a full length pr-n film.
antonio: “hey have you seen that new pirates movie? its supposed to be the most expensive p-rn film ever!”
fredrico: “nah fool, i just loop n bate with my favorite clips”
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