loophole in the bible
a way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in -n-l s-x.
“i’m sorry , jay. we can’t have s-x i have a chast-ty ring.”
“that’s okay, there is a loophole in the bible”
#god} loophole jesus -ss -rs- s-x virginity
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