loose as a dock
is when your friend is such a sl-t she is called “loose as a dock” (a boating dock).
schoolgirl 1: so how many guys have you slept with this week?
schoolgirl 2: um… bout 15 … i think.
schoolgirl 1: but it’s only wednesday! you are as loose as a dock, b-tch!
schoolgirl 2: f-ck you!
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