loose floppy dick
when a guy with a small d-ck uses a method to increase the size of his d-ck, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size – mostly because it’s unnatural.
bill: that black dude’s d-ck is so huge!
tom: yeah but that girl sucked his d-ck for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her… it’s a flat out loose floppy d-ck.
bill: rofl how embarr-ssing.
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